[X] My Assistant

[Ole_Tony_Boy]

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER



Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity



A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account



A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..

you just hoped nobody ever found out