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How to install a poor-man's security system:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour. Leave the Pit bulls alone, they're mad since they've just been castrated."
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour. Leave the Pit bulls alone, they're mad since they've just been castrated."
