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[Northwoodsdon]

Indian Love Call


Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in
the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called
into the cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" he tore off his clothes and
ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked
the other Indian what that was all about. "Was
he crazy or what?"

"No" said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see cave, they
holler "Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means
there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian
ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
alone for a while, and then he came upon a
great big cave. As he looked in amazement
at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this
cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and
then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the Arkansas Gazette
Newspaper read...

"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"