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These are genuine clips from British Council flat tenants, complaining to the Council about problems with their flats!!
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.
3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against our fence
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off
8. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant
10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
16. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night
20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
21. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.
3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against our fence
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off
8. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant
10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
16. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night
20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
21. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
