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Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:41 PM

A woman's Prayer

Now I lay me Down to sleep
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles Please no bags
And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. .......... AMEN

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Tony Patrick, President
Eastern Kentucky ATV Association
http://groups.msn.com/ekaa
Licensed ASI Instructor

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