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Blonde Joke Sorry Ladies

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 12:08 PM

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money and, as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.

It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo or

D) the vulture?

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer & shew as doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline & the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it mainly because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde. But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.

The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo." The contestant had to make a decision & make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy & giving any answer except the one that her friend had given her & considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C:The cuckoo." "Is that your final answer?" asked Regis.

"Yes, that is my final answer." Two minutes later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that that answer is... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family & friends including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. Do you want to know something, it was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer?"


"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

Kuntry


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Posted 02 May 2006 - 12:10 PM

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.
The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Kuntry


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Posted 22 May 2006 - 02:29 PM

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