DADDY LONGLEGS

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DADDY LONGLEGS

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 02:07 AM

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
>reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
>
>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
>noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>
>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" She asked.
>
>"They're mating," her father replied.
>
>"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" She asked.
>
>"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
>
>"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked.
>
>"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
>The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them
>flat.
>
>"Well, that might be OK in California and Wyoming, but we're not having any
>of that **** in Iowa!"

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 02:23 PM

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