Thor, who is King of the Jungle was never statisfied with his sex life. So he thought one day that he would go visit all the animals in the jungle and have an encounter with them. He started big, the elephant. He took it behind a tree so the no one could see him. After he got done, he would come out and pound on his chest and yell; "I am Thor, King of the Jungle. And that didn't statisfiy me". He then went down in animal size. Each time the same thing. Pound on his chest, yell.
Then one day, he took a field mouse behind the tree and did his business. He came out and yelled; "I am Thor". But before he could finish yelling. The mouse came out and looked up at Thor and said: "You think you Thor".
Then one day, he took a field mouse behind the tree and did his business. He came out and yelled; "I am Thor". But before he could finish yelling. The mouse came out and looked up at Thor and said: "You think you Thor".



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