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SNORING
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. But no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept in the room with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and with bloodshot eyes. They asked, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up all night and watched him.
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. The morning, the same thing happened: the second deputy's hair was standing up and his eyes were terribly bloodshot. Again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" The second deputy said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night long."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning Frank came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed." "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, smiled, and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. But no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept in the room with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and with bloodshot eyes. They asked, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up all night and watched him.
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. The morning, the same thing happened: the second deputy's hair was standing up and his eyes were terribly bloodshot. Again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" The second deputy said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night long."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning Frank came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed." "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, smiled, and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
