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Posted 05 September 2006 - 03:52 PM

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one Day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the Employee's' home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the Helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

"ME!"

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 03:33 PM

That's funny...I thought it was going to be that joke I saw that says "Daddy drinks because you cry". 24.gif

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 08:23 PM

Careful Huckette...Yur a new Mommy & one day some of these jokes will come true! Hoefully not though, I'm still praying for myself.

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 08:45 PM

P-Dogg,

Go ahead and start praying for me, too! It can't hurt. biggrin.gif

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 09:46 PM

Gotcha Bro...

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE (Mackee @ Oct 30 2006, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
P-Dogg,

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