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Life as we know it in our golden years.
The Night Light
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How
are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the
light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"he
says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator
again."
The Night Light
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How
are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the
light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"he
says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator
again."
