Fishing In Kentucky

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 04:40 AM

A Kentucky man was stopped by a game warden in Somerset recently with two ice chests of fish leaving Lake Cumberland, well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw sir, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep... Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em back home."

"That's a bunch of Bull! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you..."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:25 AM

I've heard that one before, but I still like it!

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:39 PM

In reading your joke it reminds me of a real happening with a friend of mine and a game warden. My friend and his buddy were out fishing in TN. A game warden walked up from behind and asked my friend for his fishing license. About this time his buddy started to act retarded. Blurting out words and beating the bank with his lure. And he said lots of yelling. The game warden looked at my friends license and everything was in order. He then replied to my friend and said " It is real nice of you taking someone like him out fishing". My friend was dumbfounded. After the game warden walked away my friends buddy walked up to him and said let get the heck outta here. My friend asked him what the hell were you just doing? His buddy replied to him, I forgot to buy my license on my way to your house today. Honestly happened.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:41 PM

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