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[Jackson]

RETIREMENT:

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
retiree?

Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?

Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

My favorite one:

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday to Friday, Nothing. Saturday & Sunday I rest!

[Kuntry]

I had to write these down!!!!