[X] My Assistant

[Jackson]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl responds, "Why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shxx?"