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The miracle of toilet paper

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:44 PM

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:29 PM

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 06:28 PM


Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
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One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 06:50 PM

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 07:32 PM

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 09:06 PM

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 12:36 AM

QUOTE (Huckette @ Jan 30 2007, 09:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>




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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:23 PM

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QUOTE (Lars. @ Jan 30 2007, 05:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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