[X] My Assistant

[Big Ben]

Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven
> >
> > God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
> >
> > Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was
>your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
> >
> > God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit
>at my left."
> >
> > God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
> >
> > Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
>never held a grudge
> >
> > against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
> >
> > God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
>and sit at my right."
> >
> > God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
> >
> > "I believe you're in my chair

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