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Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:36 PM

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?

Y'all have a nice day.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:44 PM

That's cute!

On a more serious note, old "what's his name" Robertson wrote a book called "the 10 offenses". It is about the 10 commandments. Just talking about how people take the 10 commandments as an "insult" almost. Anyway, the point he was trying to make with his book is that God didn't make the "rules" to hold us down....he made the rules so that if we live by them, we could have a good life without all the stresses that breaking the commandments will bring. I MEAN, think about it: If someone was to fool with Jhuck, just how much STRESS would that bring on that other person???????????????

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 06:13 PM

QUOTE (Biggin @ Feb 13 2007, 07:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I MEAN, think about it: If someone was to fool with Jhuck, just how much STRESS would that bring on that other person???????????????

I probably feel different about this than most, but if Jhuck ever decided to cheat I would find fault with him and not the hoochie who offered it up. I think it's Warrant that has a song called I Saw Red and a line in it goes "And I didn't need to see his (her in my case) face . . . I saw yours . . . I saw red and then I closed the door . . . I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore"

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 06:17 PM

Gettin good

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 08:08 PM

What about you Biggin? Who would you blame? Me or Jessica Simpson

I mean if you hook w/ KK - That's cool, Just send me some $$$ on the side.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 08:19 PM

QUOTE (P-Dogg @ Feb 13 2007, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Me or Jessica Simpson

Good to see you still have dreams P-Dogg!

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 09:14 PM

QUOTE (Huckette @ Feb 13 2007, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Good to see you still have dreams P-Dogg!

I told her last time I was happily married to Biggin! box.gif.gif

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (P-Dogg @ Feb 13 2007, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What about you Biggin? Who would you blame? Me or Jessica Simpson

I mean if you hook w/ KK - That's cool, Just send me some $$$ on the side.

Baby, we've talked about this before. If I "hook up" with KK, I would DEFINITELY keep you
for the GOOD LUV'N! And, you know I said I would share the money.......

As for Jessica Simpson (some may view this as a double standard)........

As for you........Pdogg, IT'S JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!