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Posted 21 June 2007 - 06:28 PM
A doctor buys a new Ferrari GTO the most expensive car in the world,
and
it
costs $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car
Ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer
reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
Seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
suddenly....
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees
that
it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his
Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
man
gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes
the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees
the
Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's
nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
Rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
is
still
alive. He runs up to t he mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is
there
anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
and
it
costs $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car
Ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer
reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
Seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
suddenly....
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees
that
it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his
Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
man
gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes
the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees
the
Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's
nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
Rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
is
still
alive. He runs up to t he mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is
there
anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
wondered how you were going to pull that one off. good one
