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Posted 22 June 2007 - 04:46 AM

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have needed an exercise class.

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

"The best minds are not in government. If they were, business would hire them away"Ronald Reagan If You Choose To Ride Without A Helmet, Please Be Sure Your Organ Donor Card Is Signed

Heavenly Father, hold our troops in Your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in this our time of need. These things I humbly ask in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Amen.

See you at THE BIG CHILL Ojibwa, Wis March 8-11, 2012

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 12:17 PM

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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In Loving Memory of Zak " HollyWood" Griffin #23
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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (dipstick @ Jun 21 2007, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.
The back half of a 2007 Popo Sportsman 800X2