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SEVEN KiNDS OF SEX

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Posted 30 June 2007 - 03:58 PM

THE FiRST KiND OF SEX iS CALLED SMURF SEX. THiS KiND OF SEX HAPPENS WHEN YOU FiRST MEET SOMEONE AND YOU BOTH HAVE SEX UNTiL YOU ARE BLUE iN THE FACE.

THE SECOND KiND OF SEX iS CALLED KiTCHEN SEX. THiS iS WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN WiTH YOUR PARTNER FOR A SHORT TiME AND YOU ARE SO HORNY YOU WiLL HAVE SEX ANYWHERE EVEN iN THE KiTCHEN.

THE THiRD KiND OF SEX iS CALLED BEDROOM SEX. THiS iS WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN WiTH YOUR PARTNER FOR A LONG TiME. YOUR SEX HAS GOTTEN ROUTiNE AND YOU USUALLY HAVE SEX ONLY iN YOUR BEDROOM.

THE FOURTH KiND OF SEX iS CALLED HALLWAY SEX. THiS iS WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN WiTH YOUR PARTNER FOR TOO LONG. WHEN YOU PASS EACH OTHER iN THE HALLWAY YOU BOTH SAY SCREW YOU.

THE FiFTH KiND OF SEX iS CALLED COURTROOM SEX. THiS iS WHEN YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR WiFE/HUBBY ANYMORE. SHE/HE TAKES YOU TO COURT AND SCREWS YOU iN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

THE SiXTH KiND OF SEX iS CALLED RELiGiOUS SEX WHiCH MEANS YOU GET NUN iN THE MORNiNG
NUN iN THE AFTERNOON AND NUN AT NiGHT.

& DONT FORGET THE SEVENTH KiND OF SEX. SOCiAL SECURiTY SEX. YOU GET A LiTTLE EACH MONTH. BUT NOT ENOUGH TO LiVE ON.

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 04:42 AM

3rd here.......Well occasionally Bathroom too

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 02:30 AM

QUOTE (P-Dogg @ Jun 30 2007, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

3rd here.......Well occasionally Bathroom too

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 07:16 PM

TMI

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 07:28 PM

QUOTE (BossMan @ Jul 6 2007, 12:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

TMI

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