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The Cremated Husband

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:55 AM

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
life insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
ashes, then said, 'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I
also bought it with the life insurance money!'

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it
too, with the life insurance money!'

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman,
remember that blow job I promised you?' 'Here it comes'.

Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:57 AM

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:42 PM

SHE PROBABLY POISONED HIM poor Herman

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.





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In Loving Memory of Zak " HollyWood" Griffin #23
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