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Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:59 PM

One night, after a couple went to bed the woman became
aware her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of
her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to
do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his
side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote." 24.gif

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:40 PM

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.





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In Loving Memory of Zak " HollyWood" Griffin #23
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