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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant. There is a gorgeous redhead at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He instinctively reaches up, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Afterward they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh. She shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, "she replies. . . "You just happened to catch my eye."
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He instinctively reaches up, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Afterward they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh. She shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, "she replies. . . "You just happened to catch my eye."
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got me!
Good one! 
