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Cowboy Whisperer

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 12:01 AM

Cowboy: "That your dog?"
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>> Indian: "Yep."
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>> Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
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>> Indian: "Dog no talk."
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>> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
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>> Dog: "Doin' all right."
>>
>> Indian: (Look of shock!)
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>> Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)
>>
>> Dog: "Yep."
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>> Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
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>> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
>> me to the lake once a week to play."
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>> Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
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>> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
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>> Indian: "Horse no talk."
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>> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
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>> Horse: "Cool."
>>
>> Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
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>> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian)
>>
>> Horse: "Yep."
>>
>> Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
>>
>> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
>> often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
>>
>> Indian: (Look of total amazement)
>>
>> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
>>
>> Indian: "Sheep lie.

I know at last what distinguishes man from animals; financial worries.

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 12:23 AM

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 03:05 PM

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 03:14 PM

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 03:17 PM

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 09:45 PM

Why would the sheep lie? I'm from Idaho--where Men are Men and the Sheep are scared!

Think about it: you ever hear of virgin wool coming from Idaho?

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