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The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed,good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out $5000, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained no one had ever come back two nights in a row, too expensive and there were no discounts. The price wasstill $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he came
back a 3rd consecutive night. He paid Valerie $5000 and upstairs they went.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man "No one has ever been with me 3 nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, " North Carolina. "
"Really" she said. "I have family in North Carolina ."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is 3 things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed,good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out $5000, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained no one had ever come back two nights in a row, too expensive and there were no discounts. The price wasstill $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he came
back a 3rd consecutive night. He paid Valerie $5000 and upstairs they went.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man "No one has ever been with me 3 nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, " North Carolina. "
"Really" she said. "I have family in North Carolina ."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is 3 things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
Delivery Man pays high these days
