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Great Will Rogers Quotes
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Other Cowboy Quotes
Don't squat with your spurs on.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Other Cowboy Quotes
Don't squat with your spurs on.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
