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Posted 10 September 2007 - 05:45 PM

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

"The best minds are not in government. If they were, business would hire them away"Ronald Reagan If You Choose To Ride Without A Helmet, Please Be Sure Your Organ Donor Card Is Signed

Heavenly Father, hold our troops in Your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in this our time of need. These things I humbly ask in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Amen.

See you at THE BIG CHILL Ojibwa, Wis March 8-11, 2012

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 06:34 PM

######---- I thought I had been cleared from the work virus I had to go to counceling and everything... we even tried to have Rockman stand against the work virus with us at camp rockman but he was to infested with it (work) he went to bed early. But WE finished our Beer manifest before turning in