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COLLECTIONS OF WISDOM AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 09:10 PM

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
- Mark Twain-

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain-

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill-

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw-

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy-

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on
what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)-

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich
countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University-

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to
teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian-

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live a
at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)-

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving,
subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)-

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers-

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs
when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke-

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible
from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)-

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics
won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)-

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )-

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at
one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan-

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The
inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill-

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain-

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill
the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)-

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain-

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)-

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to
take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson-

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