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This old man buys him a nice new car and goes flying down the Highway and sure enough he gets pulled over by an officer, who comes up to his door.
"I pulled you over for your speed can I see your license, registration and proof on insurance"?
The old man says sure its in my glove box but I keep my 45 in there, I will be glad to get it out but my pistols is in there also.
The officer says no just hold on a minute he goes back to his car and calls for backup and walks back up to the car and says I am going to have to search your car.
The old man looks a little worried and goes ok but i better tell you I have a body in the trunk!
The officer really worried at this point goes back to his car and gets on the radio "get the chief out here right away"
The chief gets their and walks up to the old man and says "my officer tells me you have a 45 in your glove compartment"
The old man says no i have my license, registration and proof of insurance in the glove compartment
the chief looking a little wonderingly says he also tells me "that you have a body in your truck".
this time the old man looks irritated and says NO I have my spare tire and a jack maybe, if you want go ahead and look, after seeing the mystified look on the chiefs face he adds in " I suppose that lying SOB told you I was speeding also huh!!
"I pulled you over for your speed can I see your license, registration and proof on insurance"?
The old man says sure its in my glove box but I keep my 45 in there, I will be glad to get it out but my pistols is in there also.
The officer says no just hold on a minute he goes back to his car and calls for backup and walks back up to the car and says I am going to have to search your car.
The old man looks a little worried and goes ok but i better tell you I have a body in the trunk!
The officer really worried at this point goes back to his car and gets on the radio "get the chief out here right away"
The chief gets their and walks up to the old man and says "my officer tells me you have a 45 in your glove compartment"
The old man says no i have my license, registration and proof of insurance in the glove compartment
the chief looking a little wonderingly says he also tells me "that you have a body in your truck".
this time the old man looks irritated and says NO I have my spare tire and a jack maybe, if you want go ahead and look, after seeing the mystified look on the chiefs face he adds in " I suppose that lying SOB told you I was speeding also huh!!
Gottem!
