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Three dogs sitting in the waiting room at the vet's struck up a conversation.
The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, 'So why are you here?'

The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night.
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.'

The black Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They reckon
it'll calm me down'.

'The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked why are you here?'

The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners
couch.'

'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquired.
'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'

'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away'.

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'So, nuts off
for you too, huh?'

The black Lab said....'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.'

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