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[scramblher]

This unfortunate rider was crossing the road to get to another trail when there was a cop coming down the road. After getting stopped the following exchange occured.

The man says "what's the problem officer?"

Officer: "you were tresspassing on goverment property there."

Man: " Sorry sir, I thought that was still my uncle's property"

Wife: " Oh, Bill. You told me that was government land!"

(Bill gives his wife a dirty glare)

Officer: " I'm also going to give you a ticket for no license plate".

Man: " No license plate? That must have fallen off back on the trail there."

Wife: " Bill, now you've known about needing a license plate for at least a year"

(Bill gives his wife another dirty glare)

Officer: " I'm also going to write you up for not wearing your helmet"

Man: " Oh, we just took them off to take a break here by the road so I could have a smoke"

Wife: " Bill, we don't smoke"

Man turns to his wife and says " could you please shut the **** up now?"

The officer turns to the wife and says " does he always talk to you like that ma'am?"

Wife: ' Oh God no, only when he's been drinking"!!!!!!!!!!

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