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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said,
OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and
my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and
my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and
constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last
word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an
appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next
door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in he
had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's ***** doesn't stink any more and
it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and,
by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!"
Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!!!!!
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said,
OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and
my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and
my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and
constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last
word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an
appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next
door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in he
had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's ***** doesn't stink any more and
it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and,
by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!"
Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!!!!!
