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Traffic Jam

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 12:21 AM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 05:08 AM

lachtot.gif 24.gif I'd give him 2!

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 06:03 AM

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  Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:18 AM

I will give 50 gallons and also the matches to light it smoking.gif

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:06 PM

Take all of mine! I'll walk. After all, It's for a good cause!

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 10:22 PM

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if we should be so lucky

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 01:55 PM

It's not nice to tease like that. slap.gif

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