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TOP 10 REASONS WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

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  Posted 12 October 2007 - 11:19 PM

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hare to get any real work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

1. If you're not careful with what you do with it, it can get you into al lot of trouble.


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Posted 13 October 2007 - 05:45 AM

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 03:28 PM

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 03:42 PM

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.

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