[X] My Assistant

[PrarieGal]

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose onto other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a misteke, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She empathatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words, stares at her for a moments and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in fromt of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.

Ya gotta love Frank!

[Rockman]

That's one of the better jokes I've read in awhile.

[PrarieGal]

I had one about a shrink that is pretty funny but I didn't think it would be suitable for all readers.

[Sandybeach]

I had one about a shrink that is pretty funny but I didn't think it would be suitable for all readers.

I really needed that about now.

Thanks!!


Kodiak told me to check it out. Good for a laugh.

[Jackson]

I park my truck in front of the local church...

This post has been edited by Jackson: 18 October 2007 - 05:37 AM

[BossMan]

I like the way Frank thinks

[P-Dogg]