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What Retired People Do For Fun

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:05 AM

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. For example, the other day Gladys and Norman went into
town to a shop.

They were in there about 5 minutes. When they we came out, a cop was
writing a parking ticket. Norman went up to him and said, Come on man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored them and continued writing the ticket. Norman called him a Nazi. He
glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.. So
Gladys called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more they abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. They didn't care. They came into town by bus.
Try to have a little fun each day when you are retired.

Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:27 AM

I am all for that...RETIRED, RETIRED, RETIRED.....
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:49 PM

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.





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