[X] My Assistant

[Colvilleboy]

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John

McCain were flying to a convention.



Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw
a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."



Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100
bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."



John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."



Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the
window and make 156 million people very happy."

[utvatv800]

Oh how true.

[gray squirrel]

Isn't that the truth, and we would all have more money in our wallets

[oldmancrash]

Good one

[xploridaho]

message to pilot: GIT R DONE

[jhuck]

I like it. Now which one are ya gonna vote for?

[xploridaho]

the pilot.

[Colvilleboy]

the pilot.