ATV Nation: Salesman of the Year - ATV Nation

Jump to content

ATV Nation >> The Corner Gas Station >> Campfire Pranks & Jokes


ATV Nation
Web

Sponsored Links



Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Salesman of the Year

#1
User is offline   KTM265 


Dirtsquirt Throttle Jock
PipPipPip
  • View gallery
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 987
  • Joined: 03-July 05
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Iowa

Posted 20 March 2008 - 04:17 PM

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him. "How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "One".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, "$431,237.65".

The boss says, "$431,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,

So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat Department and I sold him a 29 foot twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Duramax Silverado ."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK? Is that right?"

The kid answered, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, so I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot; you should go fishing!

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Holy Crap, What a Ride!"

#2


..............."SLACKER"..............
Icon
  • Group: * Moderator *
  • Posts: 5,776
  • Joined: 14-December 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Missoula, Montana

Posted 20 March 2008 - 04:50 PM

24.gif


#3
User is offline   P-Dogg 


Go BIG! or Go HOME!
Icon
  • View gallery
  • Group: * Moderator *
  • Posts: 10,339
  • Joined: 13-September 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Heflin, AL - I'm HOME!
  • Interests:My Girls, ATV's/Dirtbikes, & Any kind of Sports
    Let's get DIRTY
  • AIM:Male

Posted 20 March 2008 - 05:48 PM

Pretty Smart Kid! Good one
score.gif

Talladega, AL
Possum Patrol

2008 TeamGreen BF 750
Warn 3.0 XT
ITP SS108's (Black)
25" Maxxis Bighorns
HL Penlock
Ricochet Skid Plates
A3 Spider Grips
TwinAir Air Filter
J&T Temp guage
Symtec Grip Harmers
PowerMadd Hand Guards
Full Muzzy
Muzzy Digituner


2009 Yamaha TTR 230 - Mine
2003 Fox Edition Yamaha TTR 125 - Mallory
2008 Monster Edition Kawasaki KLX 110 - Macy

#4
User is offline   PrarieGal 


Just call me Kawgirl!
PipPipPip
  • View blog
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 403
  • Joined: 08-October 07
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:In The Middle Of Nowhere, VA
  • Interests:My family, quads, horses, & cooking to name a few.

Posted 21 March 2008 - 02:17 PM

24.gif

If it ain't worth fightin' for, it ain't worth havin'.

#5
User is offline   Fishy 


A four-wheeled adventure will soon bring you happiness.
PipPipPip
  • View blog
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 1,494
  • Joined: 25-July 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Stearns County, MN
  • AIM:Male

Posted 21 March 2008 - 06:21 PM

Those MN boys are smarter than they look.

A four-wheeled adventure will soon bring you happiness.

#6
User is offline   pjohns 


U.S. Army (Retired)
PipPipPip
  • View gallery
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 796
  • Joined: 23-December 04

Posted 24 March 2008 - 04:09 AM

Mackee did ya get a new job?

2000 Polaris Sportsman 500
Yellow (Mine)
2004 Polaris Magnum 330
Green (Hers)

#7


Advanced Member
PipPipPip
  • View blog
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 127
  • Joined: 10-January 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Maplewood MN

Posted 24 March 2008 - 04:33 AM

24.gif


#8
User is offline   BossMan 


Advanced Member
PipPipPip
  • View gallery
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 11,822
  • Joined: 29-August 03
  • Gender:Male

Posted 08 April 2008 - 04:48 AM

24.gif

*********************************************************************
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.





Posted Image
In Loving Memory of Zak " HollyWood" Griffin #23
<>< <>< Always Remembered <>< <><

#9
User is offline   jhuck 


"I'm a biscuit"
Icon
  • View blog
  • View gallery
  • Group: Moderator
  • Posts: 7,529
  • Joined: 28-June 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Moody, AL
  • AIM:Male

Posted 08 April 2008 - 05:05 AM

QUOTE (SomethingFishy @ Mar 21 2008, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Those MN boys are smarter than they look.


They'd have to be! tongue.gif

................................................................
2011 Yammyha Grizzly 550 EPS
My Pics

My review

#10
User is offline   Smpgirl450 


Sunshine
PipPipPip
  • View gallery
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 2,640
  • Joined: 28-October 04

Posted 09 April 2008 - 06:38 PM

lachtot.gif lachtot.gif

score.gif

If you aren't moving forward, your being left behind.

08 GSXR600
06 YFZ450
Special thanks to:

CSR Racing

Share this topic:


Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users