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The doctors know best

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 07:50 PM

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how puttin a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help me, I don't wannna go deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. thud222.gif


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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:52 PM

Bama Boys........ comments?

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE (pjohns @ Mar 29 2008, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bama Boys........ comments?

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Dont bother them now......they are busy counting. biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 11:50 PM

I sent this to my buddy's cousin, maybe he will try it.


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Posted 30 March 2008 - 12:27 AM

At first I thought this was a story about Jhuck and Huckette.






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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:28 PM

tHE SECERET IS OUT. NOW WHAT DOES THE ALABAMA GANG HAVE LEFT TO HIDE???????


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:08 PM

That's good Nancy. Cowntin & spelin ain't nev'r Ben hour stowngpont. Butt wecan makgoot sweeeet "T"

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (P-Dogg @ Mar 31 2008, 08:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's good Nancy. Cowntin & spelin ain't nev'r Ben hour stowngpont. Butt wecan makgoot sweeeet "T"

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 05:01 AM

I may have to try that method, if'n Huckette gets knocked up again. After that I'ma gonna get the milkman to counting with his own cherry bomb.

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