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The Oil Shortage

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:00 AM

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!
Any Questions??? NO? I didn't think So.
AND
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 05:07 AM

AMEN!!

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 05:27 PM

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If you aren't moving forward, your being left behind.

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