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Yesterday I was buying a bag of Purina dog chow for our hunting dog. While waiting in line to check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'here's your sign lady' but I decided to go with it. So, on impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina weight loss diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet. You load your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. By now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story.
Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. The store asked me not to shop there anymore.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet. You load your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. By now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story.
Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. The store asked me not to shop there anymore.
