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[pjohns]

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

[P-Dogg]

[SailorGriz]

One day a Mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer were BSing over coffee. The subject turned to "who designed the human body."

The Mechanical engineer said it had to be designed by a mechanical engineer. Just look at the muscles, joints, levers, etc. Only a mechanical engineer could do that.

The chemical engineeer said it had to be designed by a chemical engineer. Check out the digestive system--all chemical processes. Had to be designed by a chemical engineer.

The electrical engineer said it had to be designed by an electrical engineer. Look at the brain and nervous system--a huge electrical network the could only be designed by an electrical engineer.

The civil engineer sat, listened, and drank his coffee. Soon one of the others turned to him and asked who HE thought designed the human body.

Without missing a beat the civil engineer responded that only a civil engineer could have designed the human body.

When they got done laughing his friends asked him why a civil engineer?

The response? "Who else would have run a hazardous waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

[Smpgirl450]

DOAH!

[Jkane13]

Micky$oft Engineer. Close all the windows. Shut it down. Start it back up. Open the windows back up again.

[Denver_Lee]

Those are funny