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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary.
The husband gave his wife a gift -- a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever."
Later, the furious wife bought a return present, also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last."
The husband gave his wife a gift -- a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever."
Later, the furious wife bought a return present, also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last."
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