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[pjohns]

> A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
> parrot.
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
> this
> bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some
> pretty vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
> anyway.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
> waited
> for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
> madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
> really not so bad."
>
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and
> said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
> about
> the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith".

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Keith