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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's Miracle Grow".
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Not a very smart feller!
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's Miracle Grow".
> >
> >
Not a very smart feller!
