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Dear Tech Support;
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance; particularly in the flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly under; Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such; as:
* Romance 9.5 and *Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: * NBA 5.0 * NFL 3.0 and * Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these; problems; but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE:
First, keep in mind * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to *Grumpy Silence 2.5 * Happy Hour 7.0 or *Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: * Cooking 3.0 and * Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Best Wishes
Babe! Tech Support
Dear Tech Support;
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance; particularly in the flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly under; Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such; as:
* Romance 9.5 and *Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: * NBA 5.0 * NFL 3.0 and * Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these; problems; but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE:
First, keep in mind * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to *Grumpy Silence 2.5 * Happy Hour 7.0 or *Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: * Cooking 3.0 and * Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Best Wishes
Babe! Tech Support
