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Amy, a city girl from Birmingham, marries a farmer from Oxford. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is." The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail. She says, "This is the one, right here." The man says, "How do you know?" Amy says, "By the nail over its stall." The man says, "What's the nail for?" Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
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ITP SS108's (Black)
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HL Penlock
Ricochet Skid Plates
A3 Spider Grips
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Symtec Grip Harmers
PowerMadd Hand Guards
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Possum Patrol
2008 TeamGreen BF 750
Warn 3.0 XT
ITP SS108's (Black)
25" Maxxis Bighorns
HL Penlock
Ricochet Skid Plates
A3 Spider Grips
TwinAir Air Filter
J&T Temp guage
Symtec Grip Harmers
PowerMadd Hand Guards
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2009 Yamaha TTR 230 - Mine
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QUOTE (Retired Jarhead @ Jul 14 2008, 07:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You didn't tell us she was a Blonde!!!
Doesn't have to be cause she's from Alabama. 
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QUOTE (Retired Jarhead @ Jul 14 2008, 07:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You didn't tell us she was a Blonde!!!
Doesn't have to be cause she's from Alabama.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
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One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
In Loving Memory of Zak " HollyWood" Griffin #23
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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