[X] My Assistant

[pjohns]

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating, Lucy" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top Daddy?" Lucy asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Long legs.
Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Long legs and the other one is a Mommy Long legs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Long legs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!"