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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated
for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're BS' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . .. You started it.'
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated
for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're BS' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . .. You started it.'
I would comment but, I gotta go to work so he can have a check next week.
