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Posted 23 July 2008 - 07:20 PM

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well they decide to go to the girl's place. After a few drinks, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. Then he takes off his trousers and washes his hands.

The girl has been watching this and says, 'You must be a dentist.' The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out? 'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.'

One thing led to another and they end up in bed. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.' The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'

She replied 'I didn't feel a thing'

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 07:58 PM

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